Yay Lizzie! I have one of those cards too. But now there's all this pressure like if something really happens, I might actually have to do CPR. Then what if I forget and then I'm the asshole who messed up the CPR. But I'm sure that won't happen to you! Congrats!
I'm nice and I get yelled at a lot for no reason. So I'm standing backwards on the escalator, so what? Hey, I'm nice! I'm a nice woman! So I rammed into the back of your car. Does that give you the right to cuss at me? If there's one thing I don't like, I'll tell ya, it's being cussed at. I also don't like when I ask for a cream filled donut and I get CUSTARD filled instead. It makes me so mad I want to spit blood.
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That's awesome, Liz! Congratulations! And I'd totally let you do CPR on me and my family! (If we really need it. Otherwise, you can just ignore us.)
Yay! Congrats. I'm so glad b/c you know (via my pretzel incident on wed.) how often I choke.
Congrats Liz!
Yay Lizzie! I have one of those cards too. But now there's all this pressure like if something really happens, I might actually have to do CPR. Then what if I forget and then I'm the asshole who messed up the CPR. But I'm sure that won't happen to you! Congrats!
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