I just spilled cottage cheese in my purse. Yes, cottage cheese. Damn you, huge 700-page 'Breaking Dawn' book! You squooshed my cup of cottage cheese so hard that the lid popped off. Let me tell you, it ain't easy cleaning cottage cheese out of a purse. AND, now I have no cottage cheese to eat! God damn it, I hate everything. I will ease my troubles by looking at pictures of celebrities I have crushes on:
Ah...man meat. Always makes everything better.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Sometimes The World Is An Ugly Place
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Dear Dexter Morgan,
please marry me. i would totally accept your slight habit of murdering people.
love,
kate bauer
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