I swim as fast and as hard as I can, for as long as I can. And the sea takes the rest

Reasons why Kevin Costner is a perfect speciman of human man-meat:

He has a nice voice
He is comfortingly regular
He has gorgeous tan skin
He doesn't apologize for having acted in "The Postman"
He says what needs to be said, even when it's hard to say
He is a natural leader
He is slim
He is smart and sporty
He is as at home on the sea as he is on the ballfield
He will die for you
He is aging gracefully
He is a warrior