Flippin' sweet.

I was wrong about Dexter,
because it is the best show ever.
Michael C. Hall makes me smile.
Dexter may do bad things,
but I never want him to get caught.
Michael C. Hall is very in-shape.
Look at his round behind.
I never notice guys' butts,
but I noticed his.
Just because it is so round.
In a good way.
I bought a book called "The Diet Detective's Calorie Bargain Bible."
It makes me realize that a lot of the things I eat
have a lot of calories.
Damn you, mozzerella sticks,
jalepeno poppers,
omelet sandwiches from Einstein's,
chocolate chunk cookies from Einstein's,
etc.
I have learned that when you go to fast food sandwich shops
(like Subway)
it is best to get the soup.
The soup at Einstein's is a calorie bargain.
Today I ordered a bowl of Turkey Chili from Einstein's
and the girl gave me two cups (to equal one bowl).
I was ashamed of myself carrying two bowls to my booth,
where I sat alone doing a crossword.
Tonight I saw a rat the size of a tiger cub.
That's a large rat,
my friends.
Then I saw another rat.
What a night!